Wonderland of Confusion

danybellasio: “You don’t think I want to be honorable, to be...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:00:57 -0400

“You don’t think I want to be honorable, to be the man you voted for?’”

When my brother's in the shower...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:00:51 -0400

-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL

audreyii-fic: tavrispriteling: land-shart: look at dat...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:29:37 -0400

audreyii-fic:

tavrispriteling:

land-shart:

look at dat acting

JESUS CHRIST I’M REBLOGGING THIS TWICE BECAUSE LOOK AT THE FUCKING MUSCLE SPASM IN THE 4TH GIF LOOK AT THAT JUST HOLY SHIT HOW CAN WHOVIANS NOT LOVE THIS MAN AND THIS MAN’S ACTING AND JUST

UGH I—-

CHRIST

let’s talk about things that aren’t okay

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Wed, 22 May 2013 15:01:08 -0400

hannahsneakers: why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books i mean best male/female...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:00:52 -0400

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

My class today

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:01:08 -0400

Me: So when you see the 4 year old boy pull the little girl's hair...
Students: He likes her!
Me: Now they are around 11 or 12 and he grabs her arm and wrestles her to the ground even though she calls him a jerk and yells at him to leave her alone.
Students: That is just how boys are.
Me: Now they are 18 and he grabs her arm and--
Students: Oh, that's not okay.
Me: Really? How would he know? How would she know? How would you know? You just told me that for the first 17 years of these children's lives that you thought it was cute, sweet, and natural for a boy to grab a girl and be rough with her.
Students: Oh.
Me: Oh, is right.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 17:01:06 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 15:01:19 -0400

scraggay: boys that look good with both beards and no beards are the most lethal kinds of boys

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:54:57 -0400

scraggay:

boys that look good with both beards and no beards are the most lethal kinds of boys

dynobrien: the more you watch it…. tylers vine (x)

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:50:42 -0400

dynobrien:

the more you watch it…. tylers vine (x)

selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:47:03 -0400

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

zlutmalik: duhniall: simon u lil bitch omg crying

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:01:01 -0400

zlutmalik:

duhniall:

simon u lil bitch omg

crying

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Tue, 21 May 2013 00:26:24 -0400

AU: Bonnie and Damon Broke Up.

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:07:31 -0400

AU: Bonnie and Damon Broke Up.

Is it just me, or is that CLEARLY Six behind her?

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:14 -0400

tennanttardisgirl:

heymyfriendlikesyou:

oh yeah. glad i’m not the only one who noticed.

Tumblr Staff: News!

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:56:00 -0400

Tumblr Staff: News!:

staff:

Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.

Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to make their best work and get it in front of the audience they deserve – certainly isn’t changing.

So what’s new? Simply, Tumblr gets better faster. The work ahead of us remains the same – and we still have a long way to go! – but with more resources to draw from.

Yahoo is the original Internet company, and Marissa and her team share our dream to make the Internet the ultimate creative canvas. I couldn’t be more excited to have her help. We also share a vision for Tumblr’s business that doesn’t compromise the community and product we love. Plus both our logos end with punctuation!

As always, everything that Tumblr is, we owe to this unbelievable community. We won’t let you down.

Fuck yeah,
David

I want to sleep so badly, but I have so much shit to finish for tomorrow. I’m legit fucking...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:40:01 -0400

I want to sleep so badly, but I have so much shit to finish for tomorrow. I’m legit fucking exhausted

Reblog if you love to write.

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:32:55 -0400

Whether it be fanfiction, original stories, drabbles, songs, poems, books, or anything that has to do with creative words, then reblog. Let’s gather all the writers of Tumblr together.

But Doctor, the sign says “Keep Out”.

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:00:58 -0400

But Doctor, the sign says “Keep Out”.

souffles-and-stardust: WHOUFFLE AU└> The Doctor is...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:56:06 -0400

souffles-and-stardust:

WHOUFFLE AU
└> The Doctor is conscripted to the Trenzalorean war. He returns five
years later to the one person who loves him.

I DONT EVEN CARE IM REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN